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The Pickled Dog Caper

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The Pickled Dog CaperRoger Paulding, author of The Pickled Dog CaperBuilt God a church and laughed his word to scorn. William Cowper, Retirement

Chapter 2

  A few blocks from the courthouse, in a back room of Saint Peter's church, the black slave Esakka stood naked before the man who had introduced himself as Friar Redmond. Like thick cane syrup, the friar's beady eyes poured over the slave’s well-formed body.

Scratching his scrimpy red beard, the priest puffed like a fireplace bellows. "Magnificent mahogany skin you have there, my young friend. Just magnificent."

Esakka was not sure how he got himself into this predicament. He was extremely distressed. The priest had promised him a guinea if he would help him move some boxes. There were no boxes in this room and there probably would be no guinea. Esakka hoped the trial was not over and that Master Solomon Seney was not searching the courtyard for him.

 

Redmond's thin lips were dry and he could not help lisping as he spoke. "Your body is a beautiful temple to the Lord. As all bodies should be." The priest's somber black cassock and his black sombrero presented a strange contrast to his delight with Esakka's splendid physique.

 

Esakka stood tall and responded with dignity. "I am Falashas, honorable Father."

 

"You are Falashas? You said your name was Esakka. Now you say it is Falashas? Which is it? What are you truly called?" Esakka eyed his white canvas suit folded on the floor beside black boots, flinching as the priest's stubby finger poked at the firmness of his muscles. "Falashas is not my name. My name is Esakka. I am Ethiopian. My tribe is Falashas."

 

Redmond was in Esakka's face again, his breath spirituous, his wedge-shaped finger jabbing at the slave's chest. "What is a Falashas?"

 

To keep from cowering, Esakka tightened his toes. He was not unused to being naked, nor to having unfamiliar fingers punch and prod him. If this man reached down and cradled his manhood, as sometimes happened on the auction block to estimate a male’s success as a breeder, he would strike him a blow on the head. He was not for sale today

 

"My religion is the same as the Kings of Israel." Esakka's voice projected a strength he did not feel and he prayed silently that God would help him. "My forefathers were the children of Menelik, the son of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba."

 

"Is that so? Are you really sure of that?" The priest glanced around the room. Apparently, he did not see what he wanted. He pulled a dull pewter flask from his robe and took a lengthy sip.

 

Without comment, he returned it to its hiding place. Small wonder the priest had such liquored lungs, Esakka thought.

 

Redmond circled Esakka's body again, touching him at each step, running his fingertips over the slave's silky brown skin. "Your back is very smooth. You have no scars from any whippings that I can see."

 

"Master Seney is kind to me, and God has protected me through many tribulations."

 

"You speak quite well."

 

Esakka sensed the priest meant it as an accusation. He hadn't met a white man who didn’t resent the fact that he, a slave, had been educated. "I learned to read on my own, but I have always had goodhearted masters who let me study their books."

 

Redmond made another circle, his black gown swooshing about his ankles. He widened the distance between himself and the slave. "I see the rite of circumcision has been observed. I've never seen a black man with that done to him."

 

"My people are a clean people. We bathe everyday and we circumcise. We always wash our hands before eating. We keep the commandments of the Torah and we follow the laws of the Jews." Redmond's eyes focused on Esakka's loins. He leaned forward for a closer look. A fragment of spittle separated from his lips and ran down his chin.

 

"The Lord is my shepherd," Esakka said, keeping his eyes straight ahead. The words came out strong and clear and he continued with the Psalm. “I shall not want—”

 

"I should hope not!"

 

From the corner of his eye, Esakka spied a grin blooming on the priest's mouth. He resumed the Psalm in a louder voice. "He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness—"

 

"Enough, enough, enough!" Redmond shouted. "I can see you are a devoted servant of the Lord."

 

Esakka's patience came to an end. Foregoing any instruction from the clergyman, he reached for his clothes and began putting them on.

 

"A handsome gift you have there." Redmond swiped drool from his mouth with his black sleeve, his gaze remaining on Esakka until his breeches had been drawn up.

 

"If I meet a young lass of your station, I will tell your Master about her. In the meantime, do not speak of this to anyone. My plans don't always meet with success, so there's no point in advertising them."

 

Esakka snatched his vest coat from the floor and thrust his arms into it. He did not think he wanted to tell anyone about the priest's quirky behavior. He doubted he would ever see the guinea he had been promised. He should have known a guinea for moving a few boxes was ridiculous. Next time, he would know better. The temptation had been great because Master Seney had promised him his freedom when he could repay the three hundred pounds of his purchase price.

 

"Of course, Sirrah," Esakka said meekly as he stepped into his boots.

 

Esakka left the man talking, bolted out the door and ran for the courthouse lawn. Only when he was nearly there, did he realize that he had left behind the black Kevenhuller hat that Mr. Seney had given him that morning.

 

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